Nerds Finally Get The Chance To Get Laid

SILICON VALLEY - USA - Computer geeks across America were raving yesterday at the unveiling of a new machine from China that will finally allow them to have sex, albeit with a machine. "This is a breakthough, I'm 48 and have never had sex in my life. Now I can finally procreate thanks to this amazing machine," Garry Weinstink, who works for some faceless tech company in Silicon Valley, Northern California, revealed. Brave New World Major tech companies are now all buying these machines in droves says the U.S. department of commerce. "The geeks and nerds these companies employ need to pass on the geek and nerd genes somehow. Obviously women steer cle

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